早知道我会来PIPO做钱包，2020年冬天就把电商结算相关系统都放在PIPO做了——谁说的？ / "…I'd have put all e-commerce settlement systems in PIPO in winter 2020." Who said this?
张雪岩 / Xueyan Zhang
Yu Yao
高婧 / Jing Gao
毛晨光 / Chenguang Mao
早知道支付的未来在国际，就不会转行去卖保险了 —— 谁的经历？ / "If payments' future was global, I'd not have switched to selling insurance." Whose story?
于为 / Wei Yu
毛晨光 / Chenguang Mao
Paul
张文来 / Wenlai Zhang
有个"卷王"踩过6个坑/ Same "grind champion", 6 pitfalls — who?
Yu Yao
许羽童 / Yutong Xu
郭晗彬 / Hanbin Guo
张文来 / Wenlai Zhang
早知道rd要跟我吐槽业务，就不在业务周会上投lark了——来自？ / If R&D would vent about the business, I'd not have pulled up Lark in the weekly. Whose story?
方烜 / Xuan Fang
张亚楠 / Yanan Zhang
方泓曦 / Hongxi Fang
Yun Geng
早知道荷兰公区没有热水喝，就会自带烧水壶 —— 这位是？ / …no hot water in the NL common area, I'd have brought a kettle. Who was in the Netherlands?
Hao Sun
Heidi Wang
李媛丽 / Yuanli Li
Yun Geng
早知道养娃这么辛苦，就不会生2个了…… 谁说的？ / If I'd known raising kids was this exhausting, I wouldn't have had two… Who most likely?
谢欣颜 / Xinyan Xie
许羽童 / Yutong Xu
苏明 / Samuel
徐云锋 / Ivan
早知道onboarding发的Windows laptop这么烂，就不会选它而是要MacBook了—— 来自？ / …the Windows laptop was this bad, I'd have asked for a MacBook. Who said this?
李佳 / Jia Li
Hao Sun
苏毅 / Yi Su
Wenjing Li
早知道收起来的东西迟早要被扔掉，就不会浪费时间去收拾了 —— 来自？ / "…things you put away get thrown out anyway, I'd not have wasted time tidying." Who?
苏毅 / Yi Su
陈继耘 / Jiyun Chen
李山南 / Shannan Li
徐云锋 / Ivan
早知道“等我准备好了才有机会'里的'准备好'永远不会来，我就会马上行动 - 来自？…the 'ready' in 'once I'm ready' never comes, I'd have acted now. Whose?
Connie
方泓曦 / Hongxi Fang
郭晗彬 / Hanbin Guo
许羽童 / Yutong Xu
关于"减肥 / 身材 / 吃"，以下哪些同学是真的？ / On "Weight Loss / Body Image / Eating" — whose stories are real?
Jia Li：早知道网红零食巨难吃，就不会跟风囤一大箱（钟薛高）/ If viral snacks were this bad, I wouldn't have hoarded a case (Zhong Xue Gao).
Yi Su: 早知道体检报告会劝退，就不会天天喝奶茶了 / If my health check would scare me, I wouldn't have had milk tea daily.
Shannan Li：早知道不吃饭也会变胖，就每顿多吃点 / If I'd known I'd gain weight even without eating, I'd have eaten more each meal.
Xinyan Xie: 早知道减肥那么难，就不会暴饮暴食那么久了！ / If I'd known losing weight was so hard, I wouldn't have overeaten so long!
关于"英语 / 语言"，以下哪些同学是真的？ / On "English / Language" — whose stories are real?
Wenlai：早知道要天天开英文会，就不会大学翘掉口语课了 / If I'd have daily English meetings, I wouldn't have skipped oral class in college.
Connie: 早知道英语会变工作语言，当年就该在追番空档插空追美剧 / Had I known English would be work language, I'd have watched US shows, not anime.
Yu Yao: 早知道对接文档是越/泰/韩/日语而非英语，就不会以为CET-6够用了 / Docs were in Vietnamese/Thai/Korean/Japanese—CET-6 wasn't enough.
关于"计划 / timeline 永远在变"，以下哪些同学是真的？ / On "Plans / Timelines Always Changing" — whose stories are real?
Wenlai：早知道每次和老板1-1都聊得天马行空，就不会提前准备议题了 / If every 1-on-1 went off-topic, I wouldn't have prepared an agenda.
Yutong Xu：早知道排期一定会延，就不会答应老板这周五一定上线了 / If the schedule would slip, I'd not have promised "live this Friday."
Yanan：早知道计划调整这么频繁，就不会那么"J人"，而是把灵活性也计划进去 / If plans changed this often, I'd be less "J-type" and plan in flexibility.
关于"对齐 / 沟通"，以下哪些同学是真的？ / On "Alignment / Communication" — whose stories are real?
Liwen Hou: 早知道说同一个词≠同一件事，就不会"对齐"后才发现各自理解不同 / Same word ≠ same thing; aligned turned out we each meant different things.
Hongxi Fang: 早知道后来有些地方会"对不齐"，就该更早一起探讨、充分交换意见 / Had I known things would misalign, I'd have exchanged views much earlier.
Xuan Fang: 早知道会前不同步等于会上吵架，就不会跳过预沟通了 / If not syncing before a meeting means arguing, I'd not have skipped pre-alignment.
关于"考驾照"的遗憾，以下哪条是真的？ / The "driver's license" , which are real?
Yuanli：早知道要这么频繁去美国，就不会浪费大好时间不去考驾照 / If I'd travel to the US so often, I'd not have wasted time not getting one.
Hao Sun：早知道美国考驾照这么简单，就不会在国内花大价钱报驾校了 / If a US license was this easy, I'd not have paid a fortune for driving school.
Heidi Wang：早知道要来美国工作，就不会不在国内学开车 / If I'd work in the US, I wouldn't have skipped learning to drive back home.
关于"消费 / 理财"，以下哪些同学是真的 / On "Spending / Personal Finance" — whose stories are real?
Jiyun Chen：早知道泡泡玛特股价会涨，就不会只买手办没买股票了 / If Pop Mart's stock would soar, I'd have bought shares, not just figurines.
Ivan：早知道基金会绿这么久，就不会追高上车了 / If the fund would stay red so long, I wouldn't have bought at the peak.
Hao Sun：早知道比特币会涨，当年挖矿就不该把显卡卖了 / If Bitcoin would skyrocket, I wouldn't have sold my mining graphics card.
Yi Su：早知道"一步到位"是真理，就不会买东西从入门级开始了 / If "buy the best from the start" was truth, I'd not have started with entry-level.
关于"接活 / todo"，以下哪些同学是真的？ / On "Taking on Work / To-Dos" — whose stories are real?
Astride: Volunteering once makes you the unofficial owner forever - I wouldn't have said "I can take this one."
Claire Yu: 早知道随口应一句就要背锅到年底，就不会在群里第一个冒泡了 / If one casual "yes" meant blame till year-end, I'd not have chimed in first.
Hanbin Guo: 早知道所有工作都是"着急的"，就不会焦虑到失眠了 / If every task would be "urgent," I wouldn't have lost sleep over it.
Xueyan Zhang: 早知道后来会来做发卡，当时就不会缺席Grey的会了 / If I'd work on card issuing later, I wouldn't have skipped Grey's meeting.
Wenjing Li: 早知道每一个todo都会回来追杀我，就不会写这么多todo / If every to-do would come back to haunt me, I'd not have written so many.
以下哪条回答是真的？ / Which of these responses are real?
Paul：如果早点知道字节国际支付团队有外汇业务 / "ByteDance's international payments team handles FX."
Yannata：I am not good at icebreaker things haha
Lumi：没有 / "Nothing I wish I have known"
Wei Yu：好像真没啥被回旋镖狠扎的 / "Honestly, nothing has really come back to bite me hard."
Wei Liu：坚持做AI / I wish I have kept on using AI